WigglyWaffle
WigglyWaffle

Dumbest things your manager have ever said to you

Mine - in the last company, my manager didn’t approved my leave for 4 days and said - maine to khud ki shadi me 2 din ki chhutti liya tha bas (I only taken 2 days leave for my own marriage)

33mo ago
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SqueakyHamster
SqueakyHamster

Two employees cannot take leave on the same time. You guys choose amongst yourselves about who wants the leave more than the other.

SnoozyBurrito
SnoozyBurrito
Klub33mo

Sameeee happened with me and i was dumbstruck

GigglyWalrus
GigglyWalrus

Pehle aap mail karo fir Mai mail Karunga. Kaam ho na ho, mera top up dikhna chahiye

WigglyWaffle
WigglyWaffle
Cred33mo

10₹ donate krke nam announce krwata hoga community festival me

GroovyBurrito
GroovyBurrito

My scrum master asked me in washroom - what is the update on testing? Of all places to ask he asked me this standing beside me in Urinals.

WigglyWaffle
WigglyWaffle
Cred33mo

You should’ve said - tere update pe moot dunga yhi

CosmicPanda
CosmicPanda
Unext33mo

Interns can’t take leaves as they’re not supposed to fall sick. I however asked them to not listen to such stupidity and take it which ultimately led to an ugly spat between me and my manager.

Don’t really care though as the logic which was made was nonsensical and I don’t operate that way with people who report to me.

WigglyWaffle
WigglyWaffle
Cred33mo

Sir jo aap bol rhe hai wo aapke kan me ja rha hai

WigglyPanda
WigglyPanda

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WigglyWaffle
Cred33mo

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