SillyNoodle
SillyNoodle

What's the dumbest thing your boss has said?

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

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WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

"2% is a good increment, considering the current environment"

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

"0% is a better increment than negative 100%!"

ZestyNarwhal
ZestyNarwhal
Meesho16mo

I just heard that last week. Boy, that hurts

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle
Gojek16mo

Me: Hey sorry I can't work beyond 10 hours. Boss: Are you married? Me: No Boss: Then what's the rush in going home?

JazzyWalrus
JazzyWalrus

Dark joke: Andhi behen aur vidhva maa

ZippyLlama
ZippyLlama

Say in Jackie Shroff tone- โ€œEyy Bhidu !! Ghar ja k aaju baju walo sy baat karunga Kuch thoda khana khaunga
Gana sununga
nose laugh So jaunga lamba saans le kโ€

PerkyQuokka
PerkyQuokka
PWC16mo

Quick call?

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

Narrator: it wasn't a quick call

DizzyLlama
DizzyLlama
Swiggy16mo

Nightmares ๐Ÿ˜ญ

GigglyBiscuit
GigglyBiscuit

"I made a mistake hiring you"
This was when I was undergoing treatment for anxiety due to the passing away of my father

to be honest ...I didn't pay heed to that bi@#! I just ignored and went on to become the highest performer and joined another company with a 70% raise ๐Ÿ˜

(PS: I was earning peanuts and got a massive jump during the golden days of 2021 tech boom)

ZippyCupcake
ZippyCupcake

How did you over anxiety issue?

SwirlyBagel
SwirlyBagel

that's messed up man. absolutely the worst of all from here.

SwirlyDumpling
SwirlyDumpling
MPL16mo

Donโ€™t come to me with problems, come to me with solutions.

SqueakyPretzel
SqueakyPretzel
Adobe16mo

I was put on PIP and fired from my first job basis this fml :(

ZoomyBagel
ZoomyBagel
TCS16mo

Next time go and say. Saar saar I deleted the entire prod db saar. Na rahega phone na bajega tone.

DizzyLlama
DizzyLlama
Google16mo

"No great producs are built on iterations"

PrancingJellybean
PrancingJellybean
Gojek16mo

This is truly stupid. ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿฅ‡ for your boss

PrancingSushi
PrancingSushi

You won buddy ๐Ÿ†

ZippyBanana
ZippyBanana

Itna time kyu lagega, ye to aadhe ghante ka kaam hai

GroovyKoala
GroovyKoala
Eviden16mo

โ€œ2 minute ka toh kaam haiโ€. Haa toh khud kar le na Bh@|)vโ‚ฌ

JumpyWalrus
JumpyWalrus

So beautiful, so elegant, just looking like a wow ๐Ÿ˜‚

JazzyWalrus
JazzyWalrus

CEO: I don't work for money. Only for passion.

Shows his new iPhone and Audi.

SwirlyTaco
SwirlyTaco
PayTM16mo

But takes a hefty salary for his "passion"

SleepyNarwhal
SleepyNarwhal

Boss: How does one handle pressure? Me: take some time off the given work, relax, drink lots of water, meditate or go for a walk maybe!? Boss: Wrong, by working even more

FluffyMochi
FluffyMochi

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

JumpyWalrus
JumpyWalrus

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

CosmicPancake
CosmicPancake

Me: I want to discuss my promo doc, or any gaps that we need to fill for me to move to the next level. Them: I think you don't perform good enough for the current level also.

2 weeks later when I handed my resignation. Them : We were thinking of your promotion, your promo doc was my next priority! Me : Good to know that you were "thinking" about it. But, it was never conveyed in that manner to me. Thanks, but I can't stay back.

FluffyPretzel
FluffyPretzel

Amazon?

CosmicPancake
CosmicPancake

What makes you think that?

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