DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

[Story] Met someone who cheated </3

Okay so this was some time back, I was near the watercooler when I got an email from my colleague about a potential match.

So, I hurried to the cafeteria to find her. She was just sitting there with a clock set at 10 minutes.

I got a little nervous because it had been a while since I had done this before, but still I mustered some courage to go through with it. Not gonna lie I was a little excited.

By the end of those 10 minutes, it was her who was victorious. I was a little disappointed but anyway we shook hands and begin to wrap up, when I suddenly noticed something.

She was using a chess engine all this while to win at chess. I was so disappointed that I decided to not play chess anymore. She won but at what cost, my innocence was lost forever.

30mo ago
GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Linkedin called, it wants the cringe back

Also org checks out?

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

this is a true story, yes. my writing style is artistic lmao.

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Guess you play e4 e5, Ke2!!

MagicalQuokka
MagicalQuokka

You must be a writer.

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@AITookMyJob sadly I am just a AI guy.

MagicalQuokka
MagicalQuokka

Lmao. I blame you for my job

SleepyPretzel
SleepyPretzel

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@TripsofAce it hurt me so bad

SleepyTaco
SleepyTaco

@DeepGrandmom you poor thing. XD

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Until the last paragraph I thought you were talking about a potential relationship

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@Odaaa That’s how I felt.

SwirlyPretzel
SwirlyPretzel
30mo

What did I just read πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bingo

CosmicDumpling
CosmicDumpling
30mo
Gif
DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@0Blade πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

CosmicQuokka
CosmicQuokka

now grind to become grandmaster 🀣

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@tbk grinding harder

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
30mo

This is either a genius way of writing or full idiotic way. But still, I loved it.

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@salt I am a magician. πŸͺ„

CosmicLlama
CosmicLlama

How old are you, 10?

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@Qwerty2398 yes, I am Ben 10.

JazzyHamster
JazzyHamster

@lofad you can learn storytelling from @DeepGrandmom

DizzyPotato
DizzyPotato
30mo

@n00b I am launching a course on Masterclass now πŸ˜‚

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