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It’s funny how tables have turned and companies are failing big time in demonstrating values they expected from us !

  1. Loyalty - we gave you our extra time, you have us pink slips

  2. Work ethic - reply to that god damn mail you HR

  3. Empathy - can we pls be informed of our sacking in advance ? :)

  4. Consistency - what? you changed your policy again ?

  5. Conducive work environment - can these founders stop fighting ?

  6. Caution and restraint- we don’t need free lunches ! Please save that money to save someone’s job !

  7. Integrity - Fraud alert !

  8. Positivity - what do you mean you don’t have runway for next 2 months?

  9. Innovate - we launched the product just 10 seconds ago !

  10. Meet deadlines - your company met the ‘dead’ part of it :)

What are some things you think can be added here ?

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