GoofyWalrus
GoofyWalrus

My next-door shopkeeper has more grapes than I have. I feel I am missing out.

I have never felt so useless in my life. After numerous hours of lurking on this platform for months on end all I have are a small bunch of grapes that even the foxes around my place don’t care about. But the shopkeeper dude had so much of grapes with him that he was selling them off, unable to manage all the grapes he managed to gather by himself.

Personally, this hits home hard. It reflects the state of affairs we are in now. How can supremely educated, sophisticated, knowledgeable people like me miss out on the lion’s share of the grapes while the shopkeeper lad has it all? Shouldn’t he be taxed 30% in grapes for the grapes that he has?

He sells fruits by the way.

31mo ago
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PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Ah, so you're telling me that @potatomato moonlights as a fruit ninja in your neighborhood? 🥷🍎

GoofyWalrus
GoofyWalrus

I heard he also deals with crushed candies and some very chirpy, angry birds outside his 9-5 job. But only grapes matter.

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Tomato business is booming what can I say

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