BouncyCupcake
BouncyCupcake
17mo

Managers want Cockroaches!

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17mo ago
SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
17mo

Be like a Sequoia tree

QuirkyPretzel
QuirkyPretzel
17mo

This world is about survival of the fittest boss. You either adapt or you perish. Read how adaptable cockroaches are and then you’ll realise how resilient they are

DerpyCoconut
DerpyCoconut

Adapting to all ...what about your uniqueness?

BouncyCupcake
BouncyCupcake

Being Human is enough!

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel

But the best way to kill them according to my mother, is to use a deodorant. Deodorants contain alcohol and that can cause them to suffocate. Killing other cockroaches will make you the bigger and better cockroach in the manager's eyes.

SqueakyQuokka
SqueakyQuokka

So you mean I should take out co-workers on drinks and drown them in alcohol?

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