CosmicPanda
CosmicPanda

Dumb Things Your Bosses Say?

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard your boss say ?

I’ll go first,

“I don’t care if you’re hospitalised you should have informed this earlier “

Also same boss

I won’t be coming to work today as my wife’s mother’s dog needs to be taken to the vet

🤡🤡🤡🤡

24mo ago
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PrancingUnicorn
PrancingUnicorn

You will grow in this company - a loss making startup boss

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

We can still add skills regardless of profit of a company? Working in a similar start up allowed me to switch domain and get a good pay increase. But yes, layoffs can happen anytime

BubblyNarwhal
BubblyNarwhal

Drop what are are doing and work on this new shiny item .

Rinse and repeat daily .

Then ask what happened all the other items I was on

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge24mo

"How are you on social media if on sick leave?"

BubblyPretzel
BubblyPretzel

"Do everything today itself, everything is high priority" i.e. I don't have the b@@ls to take a priority call, it's on you if anything and everything is delayed. Basically, a useless person taking free ka Paisa as manager salary.

BubblyPretzel
BubblyPretzel

Incompetent, not useless. On second thoughts, both useless and incompetent!

WigglyWaffle
WigglyWaffle

How come you don’t know something I don’t know?!

CosmicLlama
CosmicLlama

"I am always there to help" When you ask for help - "Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions"

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