BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student

Beautiful people, how do I get into Goldman Sachs

Wonderful, wonderful people of Grapevine. Hope you're having a great day. I'm writing this post to share a secret with you. Pls don't tell anyone.

I have wet dreams of Goldman Sachs.

How do I, as an incoming 7th semester BTech CSE engineering student, get into this sexy ass company?

GS engineers/analysts/PMs/Managers PLEASE share your gyaan.

Thanks.

30mo ago
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JumpyUnicorn
JumpyUnicorn

🤮ye kya padh liya maine

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

Ayo don't judge.

PrancingCoconut
PrancingCoconut
Amazon30mo

Drop that internet accent bro 😭

PeppyRaccoon
PeppyRaccoon
Vercel30mo

Goldman Sachs will shut down after seeing this post.

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

NOOOO!

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

Kid you need therapy.

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

My therapist told me to "share my feelings" well, this is me sharing my feelings

SnoozyMarshmallow
SnoozyMarshmallow
Oracle30mo

Then maybe your therapist needs a therapist

FluffyDonut
FluffyDonut

You will thrive in corporate;
I could see all the arse-kissing traits in you.
You will reach a VP level in 5 years and will become a LinkedIn influencer or Tinder influencer, with a tag people person, (If that platform turned out to be a job/ professional platform).

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

Bro made all those deductions from a joke...but yeah I wanna go to GS bad.

GigglyWaffle
GigglyWaffle

the only way to enter the hole of goldman sachs is through the gold man's sacks: you will definitely be needing a referral to get in.

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

My profile suits this job, I'm experienced

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Well you need to || fondle the gold man’s sachs first ||

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

Sounds like a LeetCode hard problem.

GigglyPotato
GigglyPotato
Slice30mo

@ChrisWakanda it's real "hard" thats for sure

BouncyMochi
BouncyMochi

You have seen too many wall street series / movies... Reality is far off.. wake up or life will wake you up big time

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

Okay Bhai.

CosmicMochi
CosmicMochi

You will get out of GS faster than you got in. Lol.

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

F

DerpyMarshmallow
DerpyMarshmallow

Why's that?

SquishyBanana
SquishyBanana
Groww30mo

If you need to ask on Grapevine, then maybe you shouldn’t. If you’re in a Tier 1 college they’d come for campus placements.

Anyway since you have asked, revise DSA and Probability. Markov Processes, Probability Distribution, Array manipulation and a bit of writing. Practice puzzles from Heard on the Street and 50 Challenging Problems in Probability Source- Appeared

BubblyUnicorn
BubblyUnicorn
Student30mo

The only good answer. Thanks mate. I'm from a tier 2 college and they come here too but I'm in sem 6 toh time hai thoda

FluffyTaco
FluffyTaco

Watch industry tv series dude. All your wet dreams will come true

ZippyJellybean
ZippyJellybean

Industry is total bullshit description of any sales desk. All that exaggeration is so cringe.

PeppyDonut
PeppyDonut

I still liked the show a lot tho. Found the part where she lies through her teeth to that middle office guy completely unrealistic in S1. S2 also has unrealistic stuff, although it is much much better compared to S1

Rishi is the man tho

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