ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

What's your useless superpower?

Saw a reel, less than half of world's population can voluntarily blur their eyes or raise one of their eyebrows.

I can do both.

But solves nothing 🤷‍♀️

12mo ago
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PerkyWalrus
PerkyWalrus
CARS2412mo

Driving ex crazy

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge12mo

If you have that power over an ex, it is not useless for sure 🤭

PerkyWalrus
PerkyWalrus
CARS2412mo

People aren't driving, I'm driving

BubblyNugget
BubblyNugget

Having erection

BubblyNugget
BubblyNugget

Will join it

SparklyNoodle
SparklyNoodle

Explains your username

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle
Gojek12mo

I remember every movie dialogues I've ever watched since I was 18y old. I can put a movie on mute and speak the dialogues straight from my mind. Friends hate watching movie with me which I have already seen. Because I whisper the dialogues while watching.

Ironically, I could not for the love of god remember what I ate for breakfast today.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge12mo

Just Bollywood or all?

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle
Gojek12mo

No not bollywood or regional indian films. I remember just Hollywood movies with english dialogues.

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel

I have a special way of changing words that I can sing songs with words formed by reversing every two letters but keeping the attributes the same without ruining the tune. I can also do it quite fast that I can read the scrolling ticker contents in news channels in this way quite comfortably.

For example:

तूही मेरी सब हैं सुबा हैं तूही दिन होते मेरा

Tuhi meri sab hai suba hai Tuhi din hote mera

Becomes

हूती रेमी बस हैं बुसा हैं हूती निद तोहे रेमा

Huti remi bas hai busa hai Huti nid tohe rema

Thought I could earn by getting paid to stop me from singing it, but my friends actually enjoyed and all I got was throat pain after a while. So useless.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge12mo

This is very unique 🤯🤯

P.S. For the longest time I thought you were non Hindi speaker

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel

I'm not a Hindi speaker, but knows the script because of school and Sanskrit. I can understand, but not speak well. This song is one of my favourites though. My best friend during college was a marvadi guy and he introduced me gradually to Hindi and Bollywood songs.

SparklyNoodle
SparklyNoodle

Aye I can also blur my eyes I thought I was abnormal for having canon 80d installed in my eyes Thanks for the confirmation

ZestyDonut
ZestyDonut
Oracle12mo

I can remember everyone's birthdays. It's useless because nobody remembers mine 😔

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge12mo

Gosh I had that too. Initially it is cute, wishing people at 12, and slowly you know it's not worth the wish even

JazzyNarwhal
JazzyNarwhal

I can dislocate my thumb.

SparklyNoodle
SparklyNoodle

Dafuq thats creepy put it back

FluffyWaffle
FluffyWaffle
Swiggy12mo

A restless mind. My mind is if Homelander and A-Train have a child. Naughty like Homelander and non-stop-super-fast like A-Train

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