GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

What most interviews are like

Not kidding.. Most interviews are like.. "If a train is running 32 km/hr north to south, and the driver's name is Rahul. Then how much milk does a cow named Sally give on a Tuesday, assuming her sun sign is Libra and moon sign is desperate.

Do consider: Rahul doesn't believe in gravity but has strong opinions on oat milk and the cow is left handed"

1mo ago
Talking product sense with Ridhi
9 min AI interview5 questions
Round 1 by Grapevine
ZoomyMuffin
ZoomyMuffin

Interviewers are bullshitting themselves to test presence of mind of candidates. And wonder why they get stupid candidates in the first place.

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

Two stupid’s hunting each other .. running towards each other.. what do you expect 😂

SillyPenguin
SillyPenguin

Most tech interviews aren't like this.

HR rounds , maybe. They can't followup properly with the recruiters and candidates, no timely updates, trying to lowball every time, they don't even know why they are working in company, can't enforce policies that help employees, conducting useless rangoli/traditional events, and other such nonsense

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

You would be surprised on how much people have been through this :) .. your shots at HR sure taken .. makes sense too. But I have seen worse in tech and founders round too

WigglyUnicorn
WigglyUnicorn

Answer is 0, as the cow is still virgin. How can u not get such a simple question?

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

You .. are my homie. That’s it. Am not asking.

WigglyUnicorn
WigglyUnicorn
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GigglyQuokka
GigglyQuokka

Arre bhai kehna kya chahte ho 😂

GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

Eggxactly

GroovyMarshmallow
GroovyMarshmallow

seems very fresher interview

SqueakyBagel
SqueakyBagel

Most of the time even they wouldn't know the answer to those questions which are supposed to check the presence of mind.

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