What are the pros/cons of dating you ?

If I tell the cons beforehand, how will they get the invaluable experience of heartbreak 🥺

Pros: i can cook some amazing rajma chawal
Cons: I eat a lot of rajma chawal

Pros: I'm all ears, will be there whenever you need me, not the jealous type. Cons: don't speak much, it takes me time to understand what is going on.

Pros: I also want to date. Cons: I don't know how to date.