WFO and my MS team's status!

I'm thinking...if I could update my status in MS teams as

"Dear sender, Thank you for the message. Unfortunately, I'm working from the office where I have no seat nor internet connection. Kindly bear with the delay. I'll revert once I'm back home, where I have a seat and reliable connection to reply back to you."

I mean...it sounded hilarious in my head. I'm wondering what would happen if I kept this kinda status every day I went to the office to fulfill RTO policy and spend an hour in the cafeteria.