[Valentine's] Things not to say on first date

Naha ke nhi aya/ayi kya ?

I'll go first

Do NOT start off on your ex. Maybe one mention, but not the whole story for first date.

Major major red flag 🚩

You guys getting dates insert that meme

You pay the bill now, I'll GPay you later.

How a fun fact to start? The word 'date' in English can refer to a fruit from the middle east, or a number of the day in the calender and also the romantic meeting between two people. Can we please discuss the evolution of etymology while we wait for our order?

<Insert Young Sheldon's Photo Here>

Ah yes, a consolidated list of words for me to use in this thread

Kal raat palak ki sabji bani thi ? 😆

I have another date after you

I don't like biriyani

Not about your daddy issues again, please!