
Valentine Day Ruined Blinkit/Zomato is down
Blinkit Down from past 3 hours. Experienced Tech Enthusiasts: Could you guess what could be the reason ?

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Next day Blinkit CEO on LinkedIn :
Breached! We just hit highest ever condemn sold on Blinkit in a day 📈
And it was just 9:30 PM !!!
We were already on track to breach record numbers in the next couple of hours 🤯
But the platform crashed 😕
One thing is clear, India might be the 4th largest producer of rubber, but the 1st in its consumption 😉
P.S. : For the singles, we have launched a Singles mode (51.7% of all customers who opened Blinkit app since yesterday actually switched to the Single Mode 🤯)

Haha 😂

They underestimated couple population so did not adequately scale 🤷🏻♂️
Oh, shit! So how will the founder boast of condom sales hour by hour? 😢

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Zepto exists for a reason 🤷

Eat salad

Probably downpour of orders for tomorrow 😘