SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka

Uncle has hopped on 70hours/week bandwagon ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Let us analyze QUANTITATIVELY what Mr. Narayana Murty said about 70hr per week of work to build India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ How much percentage do you need to get DISTINCTION in college? 70%

๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅˆ What about FIRST CLASS? 60%

๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿฅ‰ SECOND CLASS? 50%

๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… How about JUST PASS? 40%

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ How many hours in one week? 24ร—7 = 168 ๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•ก๐Ÿ•ฆ๐Ÿ•ฃ๐Ÿ•ฅ

๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿงฎ So what percentage of your week is Mr Murty suggesting you work?

70/168ร—100 = 41.67%

๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ Mr Murty is basically telling you to score JUST PASS marks in your weekly EXAM OF LIFE. Not DISTINCTION. Not FIRST CLASS. Not even SECOND CLASS. Only JUST PASS. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

Is that too much to ask?

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MagicalQuokka
MagicalQuokka

Makes sense Uncle ji. When will Murthy Ji start passing in terms of salary hike percentages? 2% is 38% below passing and extremely shameful :P

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
Gojek20mo

@AITookMyJob you asking the questions other people ainโ€™t got no guts to

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

To be honest I as a single dude can manage 70 hours but if you are married and have kids and responsibilities and if you need to cook too then I really don't think you can do 70 hours a week. Not to mention I think everyone needs atleast 7 hrs of sleep because I can't function with anything less than 6.5 and that basically takes out 50 hrs out from the week.

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
Gojek20mo

@Elon_Musk but you are not single dude. You have 10 kids.

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

Andar seh meh abhi bhi single hu

ZoomyMuffin
ZoomyMuffin

Peeleraja is sarcastic.

You should see him incessantly trolling Sudha Murthy a few months back. I like his humorous takes

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
Gojek20mo

Thatโ€™s why heโ€™s a crowd favourite uncle. ๐Ÿ˜‚

SquishyBanana
SquishyBanana
Fisdom20mo

Peele Saar is a well known troll

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
Gojek20mo

Thatโ€™s why heโ€™s a crowd favourite uncle. ๐Ÿ˜‚

GroovyKoala
GroovyKoala
Eviden20mo

PeeleRaja โŒ Pele jaoge raja โœ…โœ…โœ…

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka
Gojek20mo

@Bicken_Chiryani all of corporate India coming to whoop

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