Trending @Accenture; Your Hike Money goes for a Toss!

If you're thinking where your hike money is going, here are some pictures for more burn ass: Apparently, a significant chunk of it is funding Accenture's global cricket sponsorship. How thoughtful of them to prioritize sixes and boundaries over our salary expectations. I hear there's a rumor that the next project is going to be named after a cricket shot - maybe 'Cover Drive' or 'Square Cut'. Let's hope it's not a 'Yorker' to our workload!"