SparklyMuffin
SparklyMuffin
9mo

Trending @Accenture; Chicken Cheese Chaos: When Accenture salary doesn’t cover sandwich theft🥪🥷

Just another day in the wild jungle that is the MDC2B office cafeteria...

Today just 1 hour back, I ordered a chicken cheese sandwich. Simple man. Simple dreams. Another girl also ordered the same thing.

Waited patiently for 15 minutes. Sandwich was taking longer than my last appraisal meeting. The girl was getting visibly restless. I thought, "Relax girl, no one's snatching your sandwich." Oh, how naive I was.

Finally, the moment arrived, two chicken cheese sandwiches landed on the counter. I got the notification: "Your order is served." She sprinted past me like it was the Olympics. And then... plot twist.

Out of nowhere, a dude in a red T-shirt swoops in like he's in Mission Impossible, grabs a sandwich "MY SANDWICH" and vanishes like he owed someone money.

For a second, I just stood there. Processing. Confused. Hurt. Betrayed. Hungry. My phone coldly confirmed: "Order Delivered."😵‍💫

The sandwich guy, seeing my shattered soul, made me another one. God bless him.

To the guy in the red T-shirt with specs who stole my sandwich: I hope the cheese was cold and the chicken was dry. Also, if you saw someone in a red SHIRT today that's me, not a red T-SHIRT guy. Don't confuse me with sandwich thief.😂

Moral of the story: Accenture, please give thoda bohot hikes. People are out here stealing sandwiches to survive.😭😭

9mo ago
MagicalJellybean
MagicalJellybean

Hahaha. Great story telling capabilities! Something fresh from the regular posts. Thanks for taking some time and posting this

SparklyMuffin
SparklyMuffin

Haha thanks!😂 The best stories come when your sandwich gets stolen…😞

JazzyJellybean
JazzyJellybean

Some aunty took my chicken thali in gurugram too. Then i stole someone else’s😭

SparklyMuffin
SparklyMuffin

What is happening in Accenture?😭

PeppyQuokka
PeppyQuokka

Must be Julie Sweet, trying to snatch every small happiness from the employees

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

Yes, people behaves so abnormal in cafeteria
In ddc5 where i was waiting for my order on counter Some girls waiting for their order and came after me still grabbed my order
And those who think this is fun
It is not

SparklyMuffin
SparklyMuffin

Yes, it hurts. I wasn’t shocked about the missing sandwich. I was shocked by how casually someone just took it which is not theirs with confidence!

DizzyPanda
DizzyPanda

That guy didn't payed for the sandwich?

SparklyMuffin
SparklyMuffin

No clue! Either he mistook my sandwich for his… or he ordered the same thing!

FuzzyPanda
FuzzyPanda

Haha innovative way to tell a simple story , start writing some blogs man

MagicalCupcake
MagicalCupcake

Nice one🤣

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