The ultimate corporate middle finger

I swear nothing beats the sheer hostility of corporate emails. We can't actually fight each other in the office so we just weaponize polite english instead.

The absolute worst one I've been getting lately is "Re-attaching for your ready reference". Bhai it literally just translates to "you are too blind or lazy to check the thread so I am spoon feeding this to you again". A close second is when someone silently cc's your manager and hits you with a "Please advise on the below".

Idk how people type these out with a straight face. The amount of venom hidden behind "warm regards" at my org is honestly terrifying. Drop the worst passive aggressive phrases you've seen cause I need to update my vocabulary for the next time someone pisses me off.