The absolute joke of "GenAI productivity" in tech right now.

Every single townhall at my company starts with the exact same gyaan. "We need to leverage GenAI", "Aim for 10x productivity", "AI won't replace you, an engineer using AI will."

Cool. I'm all for it.

But here’s the ground reality: The moment I connect to the company VPN, ChatGPT is blocked. Claude is blocked. Half the internet is blocked due to "strict data security policies".

So I asked my manager if we can get GitHub Copilot or ChatGPT Enterprise licenses for the team. The dude literally laughed adn said budget approvals for new SaaS tools are completely frozen for this quarter.

So let me get this straight. You want me to deliver 10x the code, write better documentation, and be a "prompt engineering ninja"… but you won't pay $20 a month for the actual tools, AND your IT team actively blocks the free versions?

What exactly is the expectation here? Am I supposed to type prompts on my personal phone and manually type out the code on my work laptop?

Leadership just wants to drop buzzwords to impress the board. The rest is just our headache.

Is this happening everywhere or is my workplace just uniquely stupid?

11h ago

DizzyBoba

Stealth

10h

Bro no offense but you are working for wipro, and claude code is direct competition of WITCHA

TwirlyPotato

Accenture

11h

Bhai , There is a saying
“India is known for cheap labourers”… india mai innovation ke naam pe kuch nahi hota… what do you think??? Indians jo IT mai application build karte hai wo kis layak ka hai??? US ,UK ka acha kaam unke country ke log hi karte hai , bekar aur faltu kaam indians ko de dete hai … Aur hum log 70-80lpa dekh ke utha lete hai… Service based company mai jo leaders hote hai they are literally morons… apna senior manager ka career path dekhna most of them come from 15-20 gad chtai… My manager says that I can simply provide the requirements to GenAI, and it will handle generating everything for me… wo khud chuti** ko pata nahi hai requirements kya hai … jira ticket , confluence, document kuch maintain nahi hai … no KT , nothing… they just say everything can be handled by AI nowadays… inko kuch pata nahi bhai… I sit in a bay with my whole team, and honestly, no one communicates in proper Eng, not even my manager or team lead…Everyone just uses their own version of English… Sabko bas AI , AI ata hai… client doesn’t provide basic AI access like github copilot or anything… i use llm … its really tough in this service based companies…