PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Seeking Ideas: How Can I Pitch the Perfect Leave Excuse for Next Monday? 😄

Hello folks, with the exciting long weekend ahead, I hope you have all made plans for it. As a consultant, I'm always busy with clients, and the recent poor market conditions have increased the workload and pressure on my team. Consequently, I haven't taken any leave in the last six months. Now, I'm considering a trip to Rishikesh (as they say, Dilli wale either go to Rishikesh or Manali 😅). Can you please help me with a good excuse to request Monday's leave from my manager without much discussion? I'm open to any realistic, unrealistic, clever, or humorous suggestions. Thanks in advance 🫡

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PeppyHamster
PeppyHamster

Why do you need an excuse? Don't you have leave saved up?

Just say you're going to be OOO on Monday. Don't feel guilty. You are owed leaves. You have earned leaves. And you should use it.

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

I have but can't use as we need to submit some projects and deadlines are near.

PeppyHamster
PeppyHamster

No manager is going to believe any "emergency" that comes on that Monday. So its better if you apply in advance saying cousin's wedding or something.

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU31mo

Get your "fufa Ji" admitted to hospital today.

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Does it require permission from 'bhuaji'?

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU31mo

Nope, I don't think so.

PrancingKoala
PrancingKoala
Amazon31mo

Electricity breakdown in society.😁

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

We are a Power market company and it's my responsibility to procure power for many of the Indian discoms through power trading 😂

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge31mo

Probably your boss is also looking for excuses

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

I heard that my boss is on a notice period...

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge31mo

Bindaas chutti lo phir. When my boss was on notice period, she approved everything I asked for.

FluffyPanda
FluffyPanda
Swiggy31mo

Tell them you got pilonidal sinus

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Wait, let me just Google it.

SqueakyCupcake
SqueakyCupcake

Pls tell this lazy af as well!

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Next Monday sounds like a good day to fall sick

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

My dad says to use your 'bharmastra' when you are out of options.

TwirlyMuffin
TwirlyMuffin

Ask your manager to throw a party on Friday night. Upto you if want to drink or not.
On Saturday morning, somehow let your manager know that you are not well and it might be because of the party. On Sunday morning, he should get to know your health has deteriorated. Hopefully, he calls you and asks you to take a sick leave for Monday. You can take along another friend as well for this. The case will only get stronger for you..😁

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Wo canjoos aadmi hai

TwirlyMuffin
TwirlyMuffin

😅😅 Badi duvidha hai bhai

WigglyPanda
WigglyPanda

Shut up. I am your manager. Come to office on Monday

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

What are you doing here. Aap ka to client visit tha na ?

WigglyPanda
WigglyPanda

Ha toh comment likhne me time thodi na lagta h. Client visit bhi ho gya

DancingBurrito
DancingBurrito

One word,"Diarrhea"

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

I actually have it 😆

DancingBurrito
DancingBurrito

Problem solved. You're welcome.

ZippyJellybean
ZippyJellybean
Yubi31mo

If you are unmarried, meeting girl's family members 😁

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

What i will say on the day when i need to go to meet her family in real

DancingBiscuit
DancingBiscuit
UBS31mo

So this is another girl’s parents

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