TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Salary Kitna h Beta ?

Folks, how do you deal with relatives who asks about your salary? Comment some of the best ways to respond to such questions.

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ZestyPotato
ZestyPotato

Bas Jitna Aapki Beti Ek Mahine Mein Udati Hai Ek Hafte Mein Meri Gaadi Utna Tel Khaati Hai

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SwirlyCupcake
SwirlyCupcake
Toddle16mo

Ok uncle bye

QuirkyCupcake
QuirkyCupcake

My long time favourite is

β€œI am earning more than I need and less than I want.”

This works in almost all cases. πŸ˜…

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Good one, gonna use this from now on 😁

QuirkyCupcake
QuirkyCupcake

πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

GigglyPotato
GigglyPotato
Slice17mo

Ask them back, aap kitna kama lete ho uncle?

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Offend ho jaata h bhai πŸ₯²

JazzyWalrus
JazzyWalrus

Reverse psychology: arrogant and entitled people are perceived as wealthy.

Kar do offend. Destroy them.

PrancingBurrito
PrancingBurrito

Bas daal roti chal jata uncle ji.

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Has been my response for ages….

WigglyRaccoon
WigglyRaccoon
Student16mo

Nice

FluffyWaffle
FluffyWaffle
Lowe's17mo

Just tell them mahine ka kharcha chalane layak kama leta/leti hu

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Used to say this, but people started thinking I’m broke πŸ˜‚

FluffyWaffle
FluffyWaffle
Lowe's17mo

Sochne do ky farak padta .

ZippyUnicorn
ZippyUnicorn
Adobe16mo

Just take out a 500 note and tear that in front of them, and say thay much that I can tear this note without worrying. You will need to do only at most 3 times in your life and all your relatives will be jealous and stop asking about your salary afterwards.

This was said by one of the standup comedian. I think Devesh is his name.

DerpyMuffin
DerpyMuffin

Papa bhut maare ge bhai agar esa kar diya

DancingWaffle
DancingWaffle

Once somebody asked me how much you make, I asked him back how much you make. After he gave me a number I said multiply it by 4 :)

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Mic Drop 🎀 btw kitna kamaate ho bhai (don’t ask me back, me toh ghareeb hu)

DancingWaffle
DancingWaffle

Phonepe wale toh gareeb nhi hote

ZestyPotato
ZestyPotato

Disappoint them.

WigglySushi
WigglySushi
Zuora16mo

But I really want to know, what should we tell to those people who don’t understand those CTC concept, should we tell CTC or just base?

WobblyHamster
WobblyHamster
Amazon16mo

Definitely not CTC.
They're never gonna get it.
Plus they don't need to know it all.
At max, you can include other cash components which you get on annual basis for sure every year.

JazzyWalrus
JazzyWalrus

Pehle aap batao... apki pension, properties, investments

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