ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Roast Me. Be as brutal as you can

7d ago
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Talking product sense with Ridhi
9 min AI interview5 questions
Round 1 by Grapevine
SwirlyPancake
SwirlyPancake

Your “grapes” are just pity likes from people scrolling past your needy comments. You’re that person who hijacks every post to yell, “Look at me!”—congrats, your trophy is being the internet’s cringe mascot. One more desperate reply and we’re confiscating your Wi-Fi.

DancingCoconut
DancingCoconut

This was brutal🙄

DancingDonut
DancingDonut

Do I smell barbeque?

GigglyBanana
GigglyBanana

You think all these grapes and attention matter but it doesnt, and its sad to see you begging for a digital currency as worthless as your irl life.

Seeking all this attention here means you are just a desperate pick me up girl who people only remember when they are bored.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

This was brutal, thanks needed this

SwirlyPancake
SwirlyPancake

She's not gonna recover from this 😑🔥

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

@Aragorn_urf_Maverick here's your chance

PrancingPotato
PrancingPotato

Oh, BiryaniEnthu, the queen of 69,725 grapes and still no one to share the biryani with - talk about a spicy solo life!

And that dating startup dream, you’ve been researching love like it’s a PhD thesis, except the only thing you’ve mastered is the art of procrastination!

With those Salan/Raita pronouns and a stealth consultant vibe, maybe the real innovation here is turning endless research into the ultimate solo project, because at this rate, the only match you’re making is with your couch! 🤪🤪

😬😅🫣🫣🫣

DancingCoconut
DancingCoconut

I can’t. You have been someone I am seeing from the start and it would be a disrespect to say anything which I don’t even feel🥹 Not a biryani fan but I follow you @BiryaniEnthu 🎀

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Found you!

Thank you so much @Introvertbeing 🥹🥹🥹

DancingCoconut
DancingCoconut

It is here @BiryaniEnthu 😋

QuirkyPretzel
QuirkyPretzel

Nice trick to achieve your grapes target.

Hope you would have already crossed it and have set the new target.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

😅😅😅 Still far from it

PerkyMarshmallow
PerkyMarshmallow

There's better outlets for BDSM

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

🤣🤣🤣

GoofyBurrito
GoofyBurrito
Student7d

But why??

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Aise hi bas

SparklyNugget
SparklyNugget

I know this is how you gonna reach 70k grapes 🍇 and gonna hungry for 100k😁

Do you love grapes 🍇 more than Biryani?👀

Do you drink Grape wine 🍷 and scroll grapevine while eating Biryani?

ZoomyNarwhal
ZoomyNarwhal

Clout chaser.

ZestyPotato
ZestyPotato

Lemme put my grok to the job, and give context of Biryani

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Waiting

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