Your “grapes” are just pity likes from people scrolling past your needy comments. You’re that person who hijacks every post to yell, “Look at me!”—congrats, your trophy is being the internet’s cringe mascot. One more desperate reply and we’re confiscating your Wi-Fi.
You think all these grapes and attention matter but it doesnt, and its sad to see you begging for a digital currency as worthless as your irl life.
Seeking all this attention here means you are just a desperate pick me up girl who people only remember when they are bored.
@Aragorn_urf_Maverick here's your chance
Oh, BiryaniEnthu, the queen of 69,725 grapes and still no one to share the biryani with - talk about a spicy solo life!
And that dating startup dream, you’ve been researching love like it’s a PhD thesis, except the only thing you’ve mastered is the art of procrastination!
With those Salan/Raita pronouns and a stealth consultant vibe, maybe the real innovation here is turning endless research into the ultimate solo project, because at this rate, the only match you’re making is with your couch! 🤪🤪
😬😅🫣🫣🫣
But why??
Aise hi bas
I know this is how you gonna reach 70k grapes 🍇 and gonna hungry for 100k😁
Do you love grapes 🍇 more than Biryani?👀
Do you drink Grape wine 🍷 and scroll grapevine while eating Biryani?
Clout chaser.
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