FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
12mo
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Student

Roast it, as brutal you can be

Final year grad, not getting any replies for Product/Growth/Founder Office (Product & Growth).

What and how to change?

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SnoozySushi
SnoozySushi
12mo

Read the first line. Felt it were from chatgpt. Stopped reading.

SwirlyBagel
SwirlyBagel

Yeah, it looked like it's from chatgpt, but it writes well as compared to a person writing the same point.

SnoozySushi
SnoozySushi
12mo

If I were to hire a PM, I would look for someone who understands his audience.

In this case - The interviewer.

Chatgpted resume will sure not be a choice for them.

SqueakyMuffin
SqueakyMuffin
12mo

Look, Ma! I did years worth of work in just 6 months, and every project I took was game changing for the company.

Add another speciality: Great at finding adjectives in a dictionary.

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Product/Growth mai hoon, fancy words use karna JD mai hai.

Game changing, maybe hoon Both platforms ceased operations post I left.

GoofyQuokka
GoofyQuokka

@LikableBarbeque i see arogance which can cause issues. Jio was shit anyways it is not because you left it would have closed even if you continued πŸ˜‚
Be humble and continue the work.

FluffyBiscuit
FluffyBiscuit
12mo

If i take couple of JD In media analytics role from entry level to senior position and gather all keywords and throw them randomly then it will be similar to your resume.

Tip: add a human touch with simple and complete meaningful sentences. Right now it is looking robotic

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Thanks for the feedback, any tips on how to do that?

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

Drop the skills section or move it downwards Jio part is good

Roast: Lack of education section, I assume you got a 6/10 cgpa in college?

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Thanks, where should I move skills to? Trim out the technical skill?

Have cropped out the education and contact section.

DancingBanana
DancingBanana

Can you share the template because its shit?

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Pretty much industry standard, Jake's resume from overleaf

SnoozyBanana
SnoozyBanana
12mo

Are you trying for analytics manager jobs ?

If not apply to those roles once.

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

No luck their either πŸ˜•

ZestyMarshmallow
ZestyMarshmallow
12mo

Seriously!!! Both must be out of minds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

FuzzyBagel
FuzzyBagel

Where do I get this resume format.

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Jake's resume on overleaf

SparklyDumpling
SparklyDumpling

Is ZIRP back where interns where claiming to run the organisation single handedly

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle

Damn you have shorter stints than me and here the HR ppl screw for having two frequent jumps. What an asshole these HRs are!!??πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

They accept it as, all my works are internships.

WobblyJellybean
WobblyJellybean
12mo

First of all stop blabbering soo much! How the hell can you own a product/ retention metrics as an intern and do you think company is a big retard to hand over such responsibilities to an intern?!

The way you've used the qualitative values and impact is good, keep that. But rework on the verbiage/ wordings!

And how the f*** can you be a lead market researcher as an intern? sounds too weird!

On a separate note work on skills section as well!

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle
Student
12mo

Thanks,
How can I improve the skill section, have received comments on that

For the metric, I just played around pre existing metrics, rearranged them and then conducted the experiment on, a medium priority page, shares the report with VP.

For the market researcher, it was an early-stage startup, with 5 members, and I happened to lead them and as a result, became their first full time hire.

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