SparklyNoodle
SparklyNoodle

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"Starts with a Generic quote"

I used to be an average student......rants about Indian education system......*then boasts about how his life quickly turned around when he started to get calls from IIM Dholakpur *

Do you want to know how I achieved that? (No genius stfu)

**Ingests random productivity jargons like pareto principle, rich dick poor dick, the 12pm club, the monk who drowned his ferrari, 69-69-69 rule, STOA karke onsite pakka, Atomic bomb habits etc **

Join me for a masterclass (pitches his business)

Inserts a random picture of them near a cliff , ambitiously watching the sunset

23mo ago
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