Men of Dating Apps. Here's your shot at vengeance.

Both Bumble and Match Group stocks are making a slight recovery. Here's your opportunity.

Cancel your subscriptions if you're paying for them(why did you subscribe in the first place?). This causes a drop in their ARPU.

Next, delete the apps but not the accounts. That comes later. Accounts that aren't active on the platform causes their MAU to drop. Now here's where they start trying to get you back to the platform. Expect regular emails or even WhatsApp messages trying to bring you back. No matter how small, this will increase their CAC due to higher channel costs. Analytics bill will be running higher than usual trying to root cause this issue. Higher CAC. Lower MAU. Lower LTV. Triple whammy. Expect this to reflect on the stock price next earnings call.

Now buy PUT options on both Bumble and Match Group. Fuck bitches, get money.