Managers come in five brain sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
S - Evolution was this close to skipping you. You still think "Let's leverage AI" is an original thought M - 90% of your emails contain "Gentle Reminder" and the other 10% are you forwarding your own email L - You're the reason your team’s laptop hinges are loose from excessive head nodding. XL - Got promoted for "strategic thinking" which means knowing how to rephrase what the CEO says XXL - You're not managing a team.. you're just making their resignation letters grammatically perfect and then posts about "valuing talent" on LinkedIn
If you are wondering where XS is .. This one was specifically for you
You forgot plus size beauties -Your only KPI is how many meetings you can schedule before lunch. Every decision is “Let’s take this offline,” and every problem is “Let’s circle back next quarter.”
You're implying that there are no kind lord rulers? Blasphemy!
