Macron loves Telegram. French judges hate it.

• Durov had lunch with French President Macron in 2018, who tried to woo him to Paris
• French and UAE spies hacked Durov's iPhone in 2017 in operation 'Purple Music'
• Durov gained citizenship in France and UAE in 2021, with UAE investi...

• Pavel Durov placed under formal investigation for alleged crimes related to Telegram app
• Charges include complicity in illicit transactions, child abuse images, and drug trafficking
• Durov granted bail with 5 million euro deposit an...

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• French police arrested Telegram CEO Pavel Durov at Le Bourget airport near Paris on Saturday evening.
• Durov, 39, was detained for alleged offences related to the messaging app, including fraud, drug trafficking, and promotion of ter...