Looking for co-founder for my relationship 🥰

Hey girls, I'm looking for a partner to invest in this emotional startup offering 100% of my heart as equity. I can cook (decently), crack jokes (some even land), and I give great hugs on demand.

If you're kind, goofy, and down to build something real my inbox is open. Let’s skip the small talk and build an empire (or at least a cute Sunday routine).