Linkedin cringe - 30 mins for knee-deep brainstorming

As a Product Guy, I would like to create a Product Improvement Roadmap for such PMs.

1. Implement a physiotherapeutic remedy (Break their knees with a baseball bat) for improved performance and brainstorming.
2. Allow knee-deep customer alignment (Assign them to the call center team for 9 hours non stop cold calling) for better user research and solutions delivery.

At 9:30 immersed in strategic review with top executives..... Half the top management in all companies in India won't even show up at 9:30 let alone be immersed in strategic review bc