Life in a queue

You leave home for work - you are in a queue For 10 km it will take 2 hours.. centimetre by centimetre your vehicle will move

No cabs from work - you are in a queue for local bus or even quick ride - first come first served

You are in a queue for uber rapido ola namma yatri... whoever "accepts" & shows up to pick u up at 5x surge bloodyhell... Upfront tip is mandatory else these apps keep timing out

Then you are in a queue to reach your office floor... The lifts apparently were made in 70s or 80s & don't sync

Queue to reach desk in time...coz even if it is 4/5 days RTO, we don't have enough seats.

Queue to take food in cafeteria - coz again the office was made for 100 people but mandatory RTO is of 200

Snacks time..u have 20 mins from back to back meetings and you are again in queue...once to pay for ultra expensive and nutritionally zero junk, and then again in a queue to take your meal

U gulp it in whatever 3-4 mins left before your next call, and again get in queue for lift And the cycle continues...

Study Job Die

Stay in a queue all your life

And then we are taxed at 30% direct + indirectly on every txn.. WTF

Thanks to the most populous country!!