PeppyRaccoon
PeppyRaccoon
12mo

Just living to die a virgin

In my childhood, I watched Bheege Honte Tere on TV. I thought, Yes, this is the life. That day, I decided I would make good money, have a beautiful girlfriend, and enjoy life. But here I am today, with almost no female interaction. I think I have at most three girls’ numbers saved in my phone. I spent more than five years in a one-sided relationship, and now, all I do is give interviews just to land a job I don’t even want.

I lost interest in everything just to earn money. It feels like there is no happiness, and I don’t even know why I’m living. Maybe I will die a virgin after all.

12mo ago
SillyPenguin
SillyPenguin

Look at the bright side. Atleast you will not die because of hiv.

PrancingMuffin
PrancingMuffin

Koi toh hope de raha hai

FluffyWaffle
FluffyWaffle
12mo

Or commit suicide when a money hog tries to bully you!

WobblyHamster
WobblyHamster

I would say go for money...save good money and then you have two options:

  1. Wait for your parents to arrange marriage for you
  2. With saved money, plan a Europe trip, go to Amsterdam or Prague and spend 50 Euros there to lose your virginity ;)

That ways you won't die a virgin 😛

Jokes apart, remember this : Money attracts confidence. Confidence builds personality. Personality attracts love. :)

SnoozyMarshmallow
SnoozyMarshmallow

You have 3 numbers. I have 2, mother and sister. It could always be worse!!

QuirkyCupcake
QuirkyCupcake

I don’t have a phone 🤦🏻‍♂️

DancingPickle
DancingPickle
12mo

Same here. Bruh.. but this doesn’t bother me now idk. From last 3 Years I started working on my personality, grooming, workout and hobbies eventually I starting to loose the fear of being virgin. Yeah I and I do get a lot of attention 🙂 and now I feel the difference of the getting attention from females but I have seen my friends struggling through relationships. So I just wanna stay away from that and wait till marriage or else you know🥱. Also tried dating sites. One suggestion you can try to date in office I know weird suggestion but this works as you spend a lot of time office. As per my experience.

FloatingBurrito
FloatingBurrito
12mo

POSH mail looking from corner 🏃‍♂️

SnoozyDumpling
SnoozyDumpling
12mo

Go to Japan and rent GF and same night goto red light area

FuzzyRaccoon
FuzzyRaccoon
12mo

Why not India, it's way cheaper here. No visa no passport needed.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
12mo

Two things

  1. Emraan Hashmi had rizz, cannot compare with him
  2. When in the 5 year stint did you realise it was one sided?
JazzyKoala
JazzyKoala

Bro, your condition is called Randua (for guys). Virgin is for Ladies.

Get of your high horse and pay for losing your status.

ZippyHamster
ZippyHamster

The moment you stop caring, you get one.

FuzzyRaccoon
FuzzyRaccoon
12mo

If you have a passport, get Thailand Visa.
No one you there and get boom boom.

FloatingBurrito
FloatingBurrito
12mo

How can you compare yourself to lord emraan hashmi
If you were like it you would already had a gf. Second about the interaction it can happen anywhere just go out, there are females who are same situation as you but they can't go approaching anyone but you as a guy can approach. Just make sure you are not acting as creep and desperate. Be a gentleman ✨️ like emraan hashmi 😎

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