Just Consulting Things!

A man drives around the countryside. He sees a shepherd and stops at his side.

"Sir", he said, "let's make a bet, i will guess how many sheep you have and if I'm right, I'll get one of them."

The shepherd agrees. "122" says the man. The shepherd nods "impressing" while the man takes one of the sheep.

"Let's make another bet" says the shepherd "i guess what your job is, and if I'm right, you give me my sheep back." The man agrees.

"You're a business consultant." The man is surprised "How did you know?"

"You come here uninvited, you tell me things i already know and expect to get paid for it while understanding nothing about my business, and now give back my dog."