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ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
26mo
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Just a random crazy thought

What if tell my next company I'm a single mom to 7 yo (and a 2yo) Managing all by myself

So when I leave at 6, they won't ask why

26mo ago
SillyJellybean
SillyJellybean
Stealth
26mo

They'll ask for photos, keep some ai generated ones handy lol

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge
26mo

😂😂 I'll tell them I'm like Anushka Sharma, keep kids away from public. They are too cute.

I swear I'll have a whole backstory to back this up 😆

SillyJellybean
SillyJellybean
Stealth
26mo

Haan sahi hai. Not wanting kids ka face on internet is also a legit concern.

FluffyNugget
FluffyNugget
Plivo
26mo

Crazy thot it is

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba
X (formerly Twitter)
26mo

Your assumption that our greedy capitalist overlords even care about you or your kids is false

QuirkyNugget
QuirkyNugget
Stealth
26mo

You're a guy

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge
26mo

@SabChangaSi Single father is even more sad

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin
Stealth
26mo

"f*ck around and find out"

TwirlyJellybean
TwirlyJellybean
Stealth
26mo

They won't hire you lol

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge
26mo

Cmon I won't even get pregnant and take maternity leave

PeppyCoconut
PeppyCoconut
Thoughtworks
26mo

It only take to say No to work after office hours.

DizzyCupcake
DizzyCupcake
Salesforce
26mo

But why ?

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