GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

It gets easier to work in an org when you know ..

1/ Idiots come in all shapes, sizes, color, gender, titles, tenures, and can exist anywhere in the org chart 2/ Not everyone appreciates a question, a joke, a rant, a hot take, an appraisal request, or basic curiosity 3/ Knowing when to shut up beats knowing when to speak, everytime 4/ Visibility is a trap. The more they see you, the easier it is to aim 5/ Don’t mistake hearing β€œLet’s take this offline” to be a positive thing 6/ Being right won’t save you. Being likable will. 7/ They will use the word β€œculture” to literally justify anything 8/ Nobody remembers who solved it - just who presented it better 9/ If you do more than you’re paid for, they’ll pay you exactly that. Forever. 10/ The one who talks the most in meetings usually owns nothing 11/ Learning is your problem and Growth means your workload will double. 12/ Pedigree and Past Company seeds perception 14/ Half your career depends on someone less competent liking you 15/ Work life balance is on managers mood, and company’s runway.

Wondering where’s 13? Left it for you. Let’s see what you got.

9d ago
Talking product sense with Ridhi
9 min AI interview5 questions
Round 1 by Grapevine
WigglyBagel
WigglyBagel

HR is the most useless resource in any company. Only speak corporate english and know nothing. Nowadays they even stopped doing rangoli and diwali decoration.

QuirkyQuokka
QuirkyQuokka

Yes now a days their zeal is gone. They are more mechanical and bookish.

DancingMarshmallow
DancingMarshmallow

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

TwirlyCupcake
TwirlyCupcake

Bhai chodo ye sab,Friday hai Daaru Peete haim🀣

Gif
SwirlyTaco
SwirlyTaco

Ye bh*dwe ki shakal mat dikhaya karo bhai

ZippyNarwhal
ZippyNarwhal
Gif
JazzyJellybean
JazzyJellybean

13/ It's impossible to outgrow an insecure manager alone. Get help, or get another offer letter.

SwirlyPickle
SwirlyPickle

Visibility isn't a bad thing

DerpyBanana
DerpyBanana

I'm very visible to my team lead, so much so that he slaps every silly work my colleagues at higher post with higher salary unable to do to me.

FuzzyPanda
FuzzyPanda
  1. ASAP means As Slow as possible 😜😜😜
SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka

Reward to good work is MORE WORK

QuirkyBiscuit
QuirkyBiscuit

Bhen k lund Saturday ko bhi kam krate hai saying kabhi kabar chlta hai rat ke 12 bje tk

SwirlyMuffin
SwirlyMuffin

Left the 13th point because it's Friday?....nice 😁

GigglyQuokka
GigglyQuokka

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

FuzzyBagel
FuzzyBagel

Agree with point 8 very much. A different version could be, "Don't leave things half done. Complete it till the end or else be ready to lose credits."

SnoozyJellybean
SnoozyJellybean
  1. TPMs will push for deadlines without grasping the technical side β€” don’t take their pressure too seriously. πŸ˜…
Discover more
Curated from across