Is this a valid weakness to point out in interviews?

My only weakness is 5"3 baddies with iPhone . Idk why I get attracted to absolute red flags with these traits - my last 3 encounters with these resulted in near death experiences, almost getting rusticated from college, having South Indian hero style hero encounters witn goons and what not.

If the HR puts me up with someone like this in my team, god knows what would happen.