FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle

Is it good idea to kidnap a senior?

2 years back I joined my first company. After initial training got assigned on a client project, Unfortunately the team I was part of was very small, just me, my senior and tech lead. Since I was new I was facing problem in many task but whenever I asked my senior for help, he made me feel like I'm worthless and can't do anything, got very bad ratings form him, thus I was released form project in just 1 month, Since then I'm on bench.

PS: Company has an excellent work environment and great WLB, everyone at company is very corporative excluding few people, also pays very good, company size is 3000 people, that's why I'm still here, will be switcing very soon.

So is it a good idea to kidnap him?

Just asking for fun, not going to do so.

23mo ago
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Round 1 by Grapevine
PeppyRaccoon
PeppyRaccoon
Vercel23mo

Hi dear, police this side. We have decided to give you full permission to kidnap. Please do the needful.

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Thanks Police bhaiya

SquishyLlama
SquishyLlama

Of course. Beat him up and teach him a lesson, so he doesn't do the same with others.

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Nope, My plan is just to scare the shit out of him for few hours by taking few rounds of Delhi outer ring road

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge23mo

Take him to Greater Noida, will be shit scared for life

GigglyCoconut
GigglyCoconut

Such Delhi NCR vibes πŸ’€πŸ’€. It'll be interesting to see the comments 🍿

FluffyNugget
FluffyNugget
Plivo23mo

Yes bro just take certification from police and you’re good

WigglyDonut
WigglyDonut

Hiring for ninjas and henchmen, please dm :)

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Mudde ki baat, package kitna hai?

WigglyDonut
WigglyDonut

Dedh sau rupaya dega

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut
  1. Pee on a plate
  2. Freeze the said plate
  3. Travel to their house with the frozen "pee-disk"
  4. Slide it under their door
  5. ???
  6. Exit
FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Mast plan hai (In tone of Babu Rao)

GroovyPickle
GroovyPickle

Just confront him with love outside the work. You can also hire people to share the love. ❀️

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Would you like to be the part of the family and share love πŸ’ž?

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Post Author this side, This post is just for fun, so dear grapevine team don't delete it and Dear Police it's just a vibe check. so don't take any action.

SqueakyCupcake
SqueakyCupcake

Yeah.

One must always feel evil…do the needful.

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Thankxx

DerpyBanana
DerpyBanana
IBM23mo

Do it

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU23mo

Need crime partner πŸ’€

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