If Apps were friends

Twitter- The friend who is intelligent, but also negative about every thing.

Instagram- The friend who wants to show what a great life he has.

Quora- The friend who seems to know about everything under the sun.

Substack- The friend who is a writer, but most of what he writes goes over your head.

Linkedin- The friend you remember when you need a job.

Facebook- The friend you used to be proud about once, but now don't even want to acknowledge.