How much do you earn? Wrong answers only edition 😂

I earn in 99 wtf/day

I'm ngl, too much sarcasm isn't good. Kinda becomes like LinkedIn cringe stuff so let's stay away from it

I get my salary in ESOPs

I make many money

I am the CEO of a startup whose valuation is 10B $ and own 75% equity

i earn respect

2 million dollars a year from shitposting on LinkedIn. Additional million from helping African Prince, Bankers and Widows to transfer funds from Libya and other African countries. Another 200-300 K from Lotteries by Ford, Microsoft, Google or Apple where my email account has won lucky draws. Lastly 50-100 L from accidental deliveries from DHL, FedEx and other courier companies. And not to forget some loose change of 20-30 K USD from UN grants. All I need to do is go and check my junk mail.

I get 10 tonnes of Bazmithium (element not in Earrh) mined from asteroid ☄️ belt per day amounting to little more than $5bn per day net of all costs. I should be ok 😺

90CPA

2 LPA