Hike like yikes 😬

So, I hear EY is giving out some... interesting hikes this year. It's like EY has decided to play a round of Russian roulette with everyone's salaries. You spin the chamber, pull the trigger, and hope it's not a 5% bullet. Imagine getting a hike so small, it feels like they are giving you a pat on the back with a one-rupee coin. 'Here, son, take this. It's a token of my appreciation for your hard work, and by the way, please don't spend it all at once.' 😏😏😏