Headline change on LinkedIn

I updated my LinkedIn headline to: "Open to roles, but only if they respect my time, my dignity, and my calendar" Within minutes, OpenAI, Anthropic, Alphabet, TCS called. NASA sent a Zoom link. The Pope left a whatsapp msg. I ignored them all. Then I posted: "Sometimes the best offer is the one you silently screenshot and never reply to" Got 120,000 likes Elon commented: "DM me" I blocked him. And went for a walk. In silence. Like a legend.

This .. never happened. No one read the headline change. Worst feature on LinkedIn. No one reads it. Not my ex. No not even my mum. Might as well shout into a jar and bury it in the backyard.