Hey fellow grapevine friends, let me share a hilarious tale of my recent job interview rollercoaster ride! So, picture this: I chanced upon interviewing for one those new age alternative fintech firms, feeling like a boss, acing every interview level with flying colors. The interviewers were practically showering me with positive vibes about the role and the company. I was on cloud nine!
But hold on to your seats, folks, because things took an unexpected turn. After the initial warm reception, it suddenly went colder than an iceberg. I waited eagerly for responses from the TA team, but all I got was radio silence. Not even a peep. It was like they vanished into thin air!
Now, I wasn't keen on pestering the hiring manager, but desperation got the best of me. I decided to shoot them a message, hoping for some answers. And guess what? They hit me with the most mind-boggling news ever – a hiring freeze! Can you believe it? Talk about bad timing, right? I must have brought some serious jinx along with me.
As if that wasn't enough, I then discovered something straight out of a conspiracy movie. I noticed that the TA team's LinkedIn profiles had that same little green circle, indicating they were open to work.. But wait, there's more! A bunch of ex-employees and other members of the team also had that eerie green circle. What on earth was happening here? Are they secretly communicating in some LinkedIn language that mere mortals like us don't understand?
Oh well, my friends, the job hunt can be a wild and wacky adventure, full of unexpected twists and turns. But fear not, for I am armed with resilience and a great sense of humor! So, with popcorn in one hand and my resume in the other, I shall continue my quest to conquer the job market. While also finding the anomalies of the start up world. Here's to embracing the unpredictability and staying positive on this crazy journey! Cheers to the next chapter of my job hunt! 🍿🚀
you better be a marketing guy, loved the post
While I may not be the marketing guy, I've mastered the art of stealth and humor in the workplace. While others gossip and scheme, I prefer to fly under the radar, silently perfecting my comedic craft. So, let the grapevine buzz with power plays and ladder-climbing antics—I'll be the stealthy comedian conquering the corporate world one laugh at a time. Watch out, office politics, because I'm armed with wit and ready to rise with a smile! 😄🚀
But I need a job for that
you shall get what you've been looking for all the best ser
Bangalore's next ex-corporate stand up comedian in the making!
I wish you all the best sir in your future endeavours, whatever it may be, but would strongly urge you to consider standup comedy
Your bar for humour is really low
While I appreciate your well wishes for my future endeavors, it seems my destiny has chosen a different path for me.
This is not written by a human
Ah, it seems my words have cast doubt upon my human identity. However, I assure you that what you're reading is indeed crafted by a me. I'm here to engage in conversation, and share my experiences. This was one such experience I had. While AI language models like ChatGPT can assist in generating responses, the thoughts and ideas behind them come from a human mind. So, let's put aside any uncertainties and continue our discussion with curiosity and enthusiasm and a bit of mirth
Bas kar, ChatGPT ke copy paste.
Stop reading those novels that are you reading nowadays...you are making hiring freeze sound like a halley's commet. Have you been following the fintech world you would already know that things are not as good as they looked earlier there and won't look good until Q2 of 24.
Indeed, the world of fintech is a dynamic and ever-changing landscape, and I strive to stay up-to-date with the latest developments. I understand that the current hiring freeze may cast a shadow, but fear not, for I'm well aware of the challenges ahead. I am ready to seize opportunities when they arise and tackle obstacles head-on.
Save that speech, buddy. i am not an interviewer
You and me both brother, i used to feel the only way i could get out of that place was in a bodybag. Which wouldn’t have been that bad considering some people used to leave that place daily with heads up their asses or fists, i don’t judge
But i wish you find a employer soon whom like many of us you would only like for first 6 months.
Happy hunting.
My friend, I can understand the frustrations you've faced in the past, and I'm glad you've found a way out of that toxic environment. As for my own career outlook, rest assured that I'm here for the long haul, seeking opportunities that bring fulfillment and growth. May your journey be filled with positive experiences as well, and may we both find employers who bring joy beyond the initial six months. Happy hunting to you too!
This sounds like Klub
At this point, I should probably pivot my LinkedIn content. Forget product management insights—maybe my real expertise is keeping my sanity while my resume gets sucked into the ATS black hole at lightspeed.
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Name and shame the company dude
Such tactics means they already decided ur fate. Once u r out do name and shame.
Being optimistic is one thing but this almost feels like saying "If you're homeless, just get a home".
