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Abhishek had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor says, 'Abhishek, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require removing your testicles.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Abhishek is shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him ₹.1,50,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 would fit fine. Abhishek laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years sir!' the tailor said. Abhishek tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly.

As Abhishek admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Abhishek thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Abhishek and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Abhishek was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years sir.'

Abhishek tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly. Abhishek walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'

Abhishek thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..' The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36. Abhishek laughed, 'Ah ha! You got it wrong this time! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old..'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.'