DancingWaffle
DancingWaffle
2mo

Trending @Cognizant; Found the secret to a 'Top Rating' at Cognizant

Anyone else in the Philips project wondering how to get an "5" rating while maintaining a professional cricket career? There’s an Architect here who has been spending his November and December (and pretty much every month for the last 2 years) on the pitch instead of on the payroll tasks. While we’re grinding on deliverables, he’s perfecting his cover drive during office hours. Management seems to be playing as the blind umpires because not only is this going unnoticed, but he’s also bagging top ratings. Is "Cricket Skills" a new KPI in the CMS? Asking for a friend who wants to improve their batting average and their hike.

2mo ago
DancingBagel
DancingBagel

Will we get hike thian year 🤣🤣🤣

FloatingHamster
FloatingHamster

Hahaha

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