Flatmate Drama: My flatmate asks me to leave the flat when his gf is coming over. What to do?
Title. I am being asked by my flatmate to leave the flat on a weekly basis because his gf wants to come over. I want to chill in my room and I have asked that I won't come out of the room. but he is still asking me to leave because apparetnly the walls are thin and voice leaks through it.
What to do?
Be a Chad and propose 3some
This is the only correct answer.
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Ask him to pay for full day care package at Radisson... Number of times he asks to go out, that many Radisson packages
@SupportStaff +1 You aren't paying lesser rent, might as well benefit out of it
I don’t think something like that will work tbh.
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Refuse to go out the next time. Stand your ground.
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Ask him to move to a different place. They need privacy and should pay to get it.
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If 1 doesn't work, the next time you are asked to go out, come back after 20 mins and ring the bell thrice, every 5 mins. A persistently ringing doorbell is a boner killer.
Tell him you like to coordinate so that all three of you reach the movie "climax" together. It's your only "bonding time" and it's not fair that he is taking this away from you.
Go on dates and pull an Uno reverse on him when you wanna get some
Not a bad idea actually.
