DerpyBoba
DerpyBoba

Dukaan turned profitable

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GroovyNoodle
GroovyNoodle

Isne Twitter post auto trigger pe rakh diya tha.

if profit > 0 { postOnTwitter(); } else { initiateLayoffAndCreatePostOnAI(); }

FluffyNugget
FluffyNugget
Plivo18mo

Omg the algo got leaked

BubblyBurrito
BubblyBurrito

dude wrote from mobile with indentation. and here are my teammates uninstall linter who does indentation.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge18mo

Today kaise? No quarterly monthly yearly recon happens on Oct 31

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Bhai 1000-2000 ka business hai jab time mile calculation lga lo

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge18mo

🤣

DancingNugget
DancingNugget

Profitable hogai hai toh bolo laid off employees ka pichle 1 saal ka salary cut wapas karde. Unka PF and tax ka paisa bharde. Final settlement karde jo abhi tak is insaan ne rok rakha hai.

GroovyKoala
GroovyKoala
Eviden18mo

Profitable hua hai, morality vapas nahi aayi hai.

JumpyPotato
JumpyPotato

Ye sab karke hi profitable hua hai..

MagicalQuokka
MagicalQuokka

EBITDA adjusted, jhumla adjusted, AI adjusted, neem haldi tea tree leaves adjusted profitability is not actual profitability.

GroovyKoala
GroovyKoala
Eviden18mo

Bro, jhumla!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GigglyPretzel
GigglyPretzel
Google18mo

😂😂 haha

BubblyWaffle
BubblyWaffle

These guys have dried all the fundings aur inhe ab fresh round of funding chahiye. VCs are not ready to give more funds unless Indian startups start to show some profits. Therefore some startups like Unacademy, Dukaan have started reporting profitable just to raise new round of funding. But, I take his word as a pinch of salt. If I would have been an investor, I would ask big auditors like Big4 to audit their financial statements. Jo Insaan apne customer ko twitter pe mock kar sakta he, apne hard working employees ko bina salary deke nikaal sakta he and then mock kar sakta he, uss insan ke liye financial statement Joomla toh chotti baat he. I don't think it's a real profit. They must have done some financial statement trickery. Just to raise fresh round of funds, they posted this.

ZippyDumpling
ZippyDumpling

I think they're trying to become default alive, do this for the long term They probably noticed it's not growing as much as expectations, this can be a good way to make sure they turn it into a cash generating business of some scale, over many years

ZippyDumpling
ZippyDumpling

But scale here will be important to know. Given how much they have been valued at, it does not matter much if it;s profitable at a sub par scale

BouncyCupcake
BouncyCupcake

They laid off their support team that is why they are profitable

SquishyWaffle
SquishyWaffle

Won’t trust a word this guy says, man mocks customers and that too customers complaining about being payments being held up. Super shady.

WobblyNoodle
WobblyNoodle
InMobi18mo

Turns profitable by scamming people?

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