Do you think i'll get a job with this resumé

Yes, but only in the company which shows up on Forbes's front page next.

Puts on this guys CV

Scott Sterling Corporate Edition

Yes for sure

You forgot to mention the internship at Satyam and that this is straight copied from blind.

I know you from Theranos. Long time. How are you?

🤣🤣

🤣🥴🍺 took a minute to realise... But damnn

Is this for real? 😳