Direct Correlation

Come to think about it - there is a direct correlation between the length of a LinkedIn profile headline, the amount of BS it contains, the level of existential crisis behind it, the density of fake humility sprinkled in, the hours they spent trying to sound profound, the time they spent overthinking it, the desperation to appear relevant, and the amount of "please God! notice me" energy radiating from the person behind it.

Go ahead.. check it yourself 🫣 ..