SillyNoodle
SillyNoodle
29mo

Corporate Math

Corporate math is: workweek is 40 hours but please be available 24*7. Have you noticed some corporate math that does not math?

29mo ago
MagicalQuokka
MagicalQuokka

A 2 min call actually takes 2 hours

JumpyWalrus
JumpyWalrus

Is this the same everywhere? In all positions?

FuzzyMarshmallow
FuzzyMarshmallow

This is only limited to india corporates, right? Or does the whole corporate do the same?

PerkyTaco
PerkyTaco
29mo

Corporate math is expecting nine people to do the work of 15

SillyNoodle
SillyNoodle

Agency math is scheduling meetings all day then asking why didn't you get work done.

SwirlyTaco
SwirlyTaco

When your Sr Management starts off a sentence with "One thing ...."

It's never one thing.

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