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JazzyPancake
JazzyPancake
18mo
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Citi Bank

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Fu** , marry, kill - But It's just me, you gotta do all three.

18mo ago
TwirlyBiscuit
TwirlyBiscuit
Qualcomm
18mo

Hmm... You seem to be too free on a Monday morning

JazzyPancake
JazzyPancake
Citi Bank
18mo

What even is freedom? 🫣

TwirlyBiscuit
TwirlyBiscuit
Qualcomm
18mo

Freedom is playing video games whenever one wants to.

PerkyWalrus
PerkyWalrus
Deloitte
18mo

If I would have to do all three with someone (I like) then I would kill their sorrows first and marry her 💖 to give her the biggest happiness 💐and the third thing can be done after that

GigglyJellybean
GigglyJellybean
Electronic Arts
18mo

I just turned from pre diabetic to FULL TIME DIABETIC PATIENT after reading this comment

SqueakyDumpling
SqueakyDumpling
Stealth
18mo

I'll just kill

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