FluffyMuffin
FluffyMuffin

Best joke from investment bank?

“Goldman Sachs has announced its "GS AI assistant" has begun to roll out to around 10,000 employees as part of their long term push to introduce AI "employees", says Futurism.”

  • they literally use legacy old a** systems and they could not update them to reduce lags and glitches while working and when raised, they say that they don’t have tech man power nor the budget to fix them/improve them but they have enough money to invest in AI which is really useless in investment banking processes other than research.

They need updated young grads, really smart people to only end up working on really outdated systems which were created even before they were born lol.

Hire one person, make him work twice the man power work, pay him less than what he deserves. Might be boasting saying they pay a lot compared to other firms but what’s the point when you are literally making people slog off their 🧠 and make them have 0 work like balance, 0 personal time, 0 family time during the week.

Please prioritise family time, friends, self care and mental well being of self over anything guys. No money is worth to loose any of these.

TIME > MONEY ANY SINGLE day!

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ZoomyMuffin
ZoomyMuffin

Goldman Sachs in 2024 is a joke. They are like the Sri Lanka cricket team.

They had the best SLANG stack in 1990s which made them a killer in 2000s. They have kept the same running in 2025, coz it's too much effort to change

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